Welcome Maidy and Dolphingurl

Our fearless leader is away making Mistress Monstas coffee so in his absence I would like to welcome you both.

There are now rules around use of the site ......yada yada yada........blah blah blah (im sure that covers it)

The chat room on the home page is always good for a giggle a cry a scream or a rant.So its not ALL gloom and doom around here.

Take care and stay safe and we look forward to meeting you again soon!

Monsta

I hear on the grapevine that you know our Pat, Maidy.......we look forward to finding out all his deep dark secrets from you then. I am sure he will tell you he is teased mercilessly around here and he is, but he loves it really......honest he does!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No.
Please, No.
Oh, Please, No. No. No Yes, No.
I'm begging.

that's not all he loves *smirks*

Thanks for the welcome and I am sure that my input into this site will be treasured and respected and looked upon for guidance and......(ok, a little too much Pat?) lol
Yes I do know Pat and let me reassure you lot, if he is funny on here then you will think he is hilarious when ya have the pleasure of meeting him in person.

no no no yes no no? that sounds familiar

Oh Maidy I have already had that particular pleasure and I can assure you I am well aware of Pats many talents........he is very good with his hands......he fixed my plug a treat! lol

*wipes the coffee off the keyboard that i just spat*

What can I say? Even with a broken back, I've still got it. Modest too, by crikey.