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Paddy2 : The 12 Days Of Xmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
A big bright blue pill

On the second day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the third day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Three ACC Forms,
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Seven days Respite Care
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Eight new green meds
Seven days Respite Care
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Nine blood Test results
Eight new green meds
Seven days Respite Care
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Ten more Lab Forms
Nine blood Test results
Eight new green meds
Seven days Respite Care
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my GP sent to me
Eleven days of diet sheets
Ten more Lab Forms
Nine blood Test results
Eight new green meds
Seven days Respite Care
Six Men in White Coats
Five ignored ‘phone calls,
Four dozen panadol
Three ACC Forms
Two capsules,
And a big bright blue pill

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my GP went on holiday.
Bah Humbug!!!

Roswell

I saw Patstar snogging Monsta Claws

Underneath the big black dog last night

I couldn’t sleep

So I popped down stairs for a peep;

He thought I popped a zopi

Tucked in my bedroom sound asleep

Then

I saw Patstar grope Monsta Claws

Underneath her skirt so virgin white;

Oh what a hoot it would have been

If Roswell had only seen

Patstar snogging Monsta Claws last night.

Jomatt

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas
Where the pace is nice and slow
When there is no stressing
And it’s all a blessing
And we all just go with the flow

Yeah I’m dreaming of a nice Christmas
Where I don’t run away and hide
Where I feel happy and the day is not crappy
And if I take my meds I’ll get by

I’m dreaming of a great Christmas
And I have my friends on The Big Black Dog
So if it all turns too custard and I’m feeling busted
My peeps on here will all give me a snog…………………

Beanie

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a stress free Christmas
We wish you a well Christmas
And a better New Year
We hope that you'll cope
And that you'll have some hope
That wellbeing is near
maybe coming next New Year

KidsandMe

It's the most busiest time of the year,
with the girls getting cranky,
and everyone telling you,
"be of good cheer"
It's the most busiest time of the year.


There'll be santa's to be seeing,
presents for wraping and,
drinking out at parties,
there'll be organising of,
food and arguements of
where we shall be.

It's the most frightning time of the year,
there'll be much people knowing,
and hearts will be pitying,
when loved ones are near,
it's the most frightening time of the year.

so hard to choose!they are all brilliant!

Is that all there is, oh bugger i wanted more to read, they are awesome people.
Its amazing what we can come up with.
WELL DONE!!!

They're all great - I admire your ability and imagination - can't choose - need to stick a pin with eyes shut!!

bumping so that everyone can see how last years comp worked and how fab all the entries were!