TLC Needed
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TLC Needed
Hey guys, I am having a feeling sorry for myself day and would love some cheerful stuff to come my way. Any jokes or words of encouragement welcome.
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Re: TLC Needed
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
that's my joke..
but my words of encouragement are:
Chippie, we all get down on this site, I for one represent that comment. But we all know that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. The world is not that bad, everything taints every once and while, but in the main it shines. We have to open our eyes and see that shine..
When we see the shine we feel warm... when we are warm, we are happier.
So find your shine ok?
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
that's my joke..
but my words of encouragement are:
Chippie, we all get down on this site, I for one represent that comment. But we all know that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. The world is not that bad, everything taints every once and while, but in the main it shines. We have to open our eyes and see that shine..
When we see the shine we feel warm... when we are warm, we are happier.
So find your shine ok?
Guest- Guest
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