Males n Females

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Hey why do I get told this one

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we
started swearing.'

The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When
we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear
after me, ok?'

'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast.

'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops..'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,' And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops!'

Hahahahahahahaha