Things that make you go hmmmm

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?, Can you be a closet claustrophobic?,How do a fool and his money GET together?,Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?,How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?, If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?,If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?,If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?, If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?, What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?, If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?, In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?, How come there aren't B batteries?, How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?





sorry just a bit bored










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lol, some of those made me smile a bit. Thanks mylife (useless fact: The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Baa Baa Black Sheep are sung to the same tune)