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Post by greasemonkey on Sat May 23, 2009 8:59 am

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Sat May 23, 2009 9:01 am

ok babe'
start a NOT for Men in the Ladies department...lol
you shouldnt be peeping
in here ehh!
love
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Paddy on Sat May 23, 2009 10:19 am

Oh Mate. Evil or Very Mad

Posts like that need to come with a Warning, before the cartoon, GM.

I saw it and laughed so hard, I really hurt my back and now I have sciatica, ya bastard. Razz

Cheers mate. I'd use that ' Raised Hands' Icon, but I can't get me hands that high in real life cos of you right now so I'd damned if if I'm doing it here.

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Sat May 23, 2009 11:56 am

sorry.....
I forgot your delicate disposition Paddy,
but notice i mentioned the WoMen peekers.
LOLolol
Knew I'd catch eM in ere!


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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by ZenMonsta on Sat May 23, 2009 9:21 pm

peeking peeeking

but as you said...you knew i would!

Technically I think I am no longer a chick anyway!

Isnt that what happens after such a lomg period of abstinence (and Im not talking about the booze)
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Sun May 24, 2009 12:57 am

hahahahahahaha!!

what a bait...of course we'll look ya doodle!!

thanks for making me laugh this morning.... nursing a sore head... and sore throat.. arrrggh...

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Sun May 24, 2009 3:03 am

mmmm,
zenMonsta,

that or Soul-Concious!
The Soul hasnt gender from my viewpoint.

MYLIFE!
am I the only one with interity here?lol
The only time i went into the ladies closet
were by accident....or devine intervention by those that seek to cover their tracks.Then,I pm'd the WoMan
and apologised as well as offered
my opinion.lol

Now,
should we have this idea of genderising the BBdogMB
made null an void?
oraccept we are all Souls Seeking
our own,yet similar
discoveries in Life?
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Sun May 24, 2009 8:59 am

Yes, but I am a self confessed nosey parker Grease monkey...hehehehehehhehe

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Post by greasemonkey on Mon May 25, 2009 1:57 am

having no boundaries
is something we learn to live with
My Life.
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Wed May 27, 2009 1:19 am

Ok, what about if we peek, but make no comment???

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Wed May 27, 2009 1:38 am

you do peek
and do make comment.
That is OK By Me!

Its just that when the 'ladies room' were being invented,
I thought MEN maybe similarly enclosed and made safe in their own chambers,apart from their desired counterparts,
as men are sensitive creatures
much like women.


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Post by greasemonkey on Wed May 27, 2009 1:43 am

possibly,
men may not come to TBBDMB Mens room,due to this being an UNLOCKED BAG.
Some(most)women may feel similarly
and re-create their present Safe-Haven
in a similar manner if and when
the penny drops..lol

Ultimately,
we all have to stand on our own (2) feet sooner or later;coffee stops are good as they also come with gents and ladies signs screwed to their doors.
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by peterpam on Sat May 30, 2009 8:27 am

Ok not for men

If you can do it and get away with it so can I.

An alien came down to earth and sought out a scientist that would allow him to take some brains back to his own planet for research purposes.
"This is an Apes brain." said the scientist."It will cost you $250.00."
:Very good" said the alien "have you anything else?" "Yes this is a womens brain and it will cost you $1000.00." "Ok thats fine and just one more possibility?. Well this here is a mans brain but it will cost you $5000".
"Goodness me! Why is it so expensive?" The alien exclaimed.
"Well it's hardly been used," replied the scientist.

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Post by peterpam on Sat May 30, 2009 8:43 am

and again,
I tell you, I will have you laughing, be male or female, by the end of the week. Well I hope so anyway.

The man turned to his girlfriend and said,
"Oh, Julie, why dont you let me know when you have an orgasm?"
"I would," she said, "but you're never there."

oh and heres another

What would you do if you saw your ex writhing around on the floor in agony?
shoot him again.

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Sat May 30, 2009 9:19 am

hahahahahahahahahaha ...*slinking away now*

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Sun May 31, 2009 3:02 am

I am so FOR humour.
I love it!

Do we have a Humour Department in the BBDMB?

just asking.
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Post by Guest on Sun May 31, 2009 4:21 am

yes it's called 'humor'

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Post by Guest on Sun May 31, 2009 8:32 am

Its called funny stuff if I remember correctly

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by daze7 on Sun May 31, 2009 9:43 pm

Peta Mathias says:

Men: So many men - so few bullets ...... Lol ..... Ha Ha Ha ......

Cruel, I know ......................Daze
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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:11 am

but oh soo true!!!

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:47 pm

hmm seems to be empty in here now...*slinks away*

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Re: NOT for WoMen

Post by greasemonkey on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:13 am

Wellington

The manager of an upmarket restaurant was confused about paying an invoice,

so he decided to ask his stunning blonde waitress for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University. I need some help.

If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

Rotorua

A group of Rotorua friends went pig hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a

huge boar. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the

successful hunter replied.
'You left Henry laying out there and carried the pig?' they inquired.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter 'But I figured the locals are not going to steal Henry!'

Henderson

The Community Constable pulled up next a guy who was unloading garbage out of his ute into the ditch.

The Constable asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?

Don't you see that sign right over your head'.

'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.



Dunedin

A senior at Otago was overheard saying..... 'When the end of the world comes,

I hope to be in Invercargill..' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in

Invercargill because everything happens in Invercargill 20 years later than

in the rest of the civilized world.

Whangarei

The young man from Whangarei came running into the store and said to his

buddy, 'Bro, somebody just stole your ute from the parking lot!'
Bro replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his licence number.'



Otara
A police patrol pulled over a Subaru station wagon on the Southern Motorway.

The officer asked, 'Got any I. D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'



Mt Roskill
A man in Mt Roskill had a flat tyre, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded

to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A patrol officer studied the scene as he drove by

and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the

problem was.
The man replied, 'I ave a flet tyre.'
The officer asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you brek down dey tell you to put flares en the front

and flares en the back. Hey, it dun't make no sense to me iver.'
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Post by greasemonkey on Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:36 am

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?"

The girl leaned over and said, "Burrr ... gurrr ... king".
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Post by greasemonkey on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:31 am

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor. Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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Post by peterpam on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:41 am

lol GM, excellant

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