Doctorate in Stupidity
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Doctorate in Stupidity
Allow me to introduce myself, Dr. Stupid Man, Ph.D
I'm fairly certain that last night in the Chat Room, I mighta said that the batteries on my mobility scooter were flat 'n that it needed a really good charging session before I could use it again. Thus, it was unlikey that I would be out enjoying the lovely weather on my scooter today.
Guess what.
I forgot, didn't I. Until the 'beep beep beep' warning from the very-drained battery, moments before the beast came to a complete halt.
Quite some way from home.
They are not easy things to push, those mobility scooters.
Stupid, stupid man. Stupid, stupid very sore man. Dumb, Pat, real dumb, mate - even for you.
(P.S. Yep, its plugged in now, but I wish I'd done it last night when I was going to).
I'm fairly certain that last night in the Chat Room, I mighta said that the batteries on my mobility scooter were flat 'n that it needed a really good charging session before I could use it again. Thus, it was unlikey that I would be out enjoying the lovely weather on my scooter today.
Guess what.
I forgot, didn't I. Until the 'beep beep beep' warning from the very-drained battery, moments before the beast came to a complete halt.
Quite some way from home.
They are not easy things to push, those mobility scooters.
Stupid, stupid man. Stupid, stupid very sore man. Dumb, Pat, real dumb, mate - even for you.
(P.S. Yep, its plugged in now, but I wish I'd done it last night when I was going to).
Re: Doctorate in Stupidity
Oh no pat thats horrible!!! Silly man I bet your sore now and wont do that again in a hurry.
Hope your not too sore mate!! x
Hope your not too sore mate!! x
lil_miss_haley- Number of posts : 416
Age : 36
Location : Auckland
Registration date : 2008-10-14
NO--Not a stupid man
Hey Pat,
You really are NOT suppoed to be negative and put ones self-down .
You are However a "Naughty Man" for doing so!
Glad you got home safe, lol
Whats with the scooter?, I think they are groovy!, and where I work several of my residents own them.
You really are NOT suppoed to be negative and put ones self-down .
You are However a "Naughty Man" for doing so!
Glad you got home safe, lol
Whats with the scooter?, I think they are groovy!, and where I work several of my residents own them.
angiebabe- Number of posts : 91
Age : 54
Location : Nth Island
Registration date : 2008-08-20
Re: Doctorate in Stupidity
I'd love a scooter...but yeah would have to make sure the batteries where charged!
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