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Flies and New Glasses.

Post by Paddy on Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:26 pm

I might need new specs Ė the time seemeth to have finally come. I donít wear them except when Iím outside now, my flat is so small, my vision seems to have adapted after nearly three years here.

I hate Flies. I especially hate flies in my flat. I sprayed a few houseflies early last evening and noticed the spray can was near empty.

Making a drink, in the darkish kitchen area, I saw the biggest blimmin fly Iíd seen in a while. On the Net Curtain above the sink bench. Eeeeeew.

I wasnít keen to splat it in case it fought back and won, or in case I had to spend the next hour de-flying the kitchen of squished bits.

So I cunningly snuck up with the last of the fly spray and gave this thing, the size of a Bluebottle, the whole lot. Didnít miss with a drop pf poison.

Ha. Not having huge flies like that in MY Flat thank you very much.

Some half hour later, I noticed a bit uneasily, that the said very large fly, hadnít budged an inch. It was as if I had not bothered to spray it. Hmmmm.

I hunted around for my specs, turned the light on in the kitchen and discovered Iíd wasted the last of my fly spray, on a hole in the net curtain. The big dark black thing wasnít a fly, but the Universe, as blearily seen through the hole in my net curtain.

I need new specs. And fly spray. And um, spare Net Curtains anyone? Embarassed

Paddy.
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Re: Flies and New Glasses.

Post by mylife on Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:05 pm

hahaha - your eyesight is as good as mine! Smile
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Re: Flies and New Glasses.

Post by zin on Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:35 pm

Poor ole Paddy!!
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Post by Fluffy_Ducks on Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:43 am

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Re: Flies and New Glasses.

Post by aidenrock on Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:03 am

Hahaha...
Surely you need the new glasses... lol!
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