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Post by Paddy on Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:31 am

Decidedly Odd, most discombobulating and somewhat personally embarrassing. Hmmm.

I was lying there in bed as one does on a windy Monday morning, more asleep than not, when a voice happened, calling my name and telling me to stop being a lazy (* insert insult of choice) and get out of bed and unlock the front door.

In a Mondayish sort of voice, I mumbled and asked who was there and why, to be told it was me cobber Mike and ‘cos it was actually, Sunday.

I told him he lied, but let him in anyway, and he carried on with this ‘Yes, its Sunday, Pat’ bullshit which told me just how deluded and far gone the old bastard was. I was quite worried for him, to be honest. He seemed so convinced. Poor chap.

Anyway, during the course of our wide ranging conversations, I had cause to turn me computer on didn’t I? And I realised that I had right there, a Tool to PROVE to the silly sod that today was Monday.

Computers don’t lie, do they?

Noooo Paddy, they don’t lie.

Your computer reckons today is Sunday too, doesn’t it Paddy?

Yesssssssss Paddy, it does.

Argggh, a world-wide conspiracy against Mondays has started, Folks.

Prepare yourselves, it will be Tuesday before we know it – and Yes, I have been taking me anti-mad meds. Most days, sigh. Rolling Eyes

Paddy.
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