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Post by Paddy on Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:04 am

I am not Best Pleased today, I gotta admit.

Were I younger and less aware of the importance of working through issues in an calm and rational manner (like I was until Tuesday, when I got old and wise) then I could quite easily find myself using distressing language such as Bother, and even maybe a Bah Humbug or two could find its way into my speech.

But, Wise Old Owl that I now am, I shan't. Instead, let me simply say:

Fuckem! All of 'em!

K, not the nice man from the Chemist, it wasn't his fault, but the Rest, definately.

And now I wanna watch the News on telly, I can't find me TV Remote. Arrrgh. Evil or Very Mad

Paddy The Calm.


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Post by Paddy on Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:07 am

Right.

If only every panic was so simple to solve.
The Remote was sitting on the Telly, doh.

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Post by peterpam on Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:33 am

LOL paddy. Hun I had a board meeting with myself in my head this morning, bloody white board wasn't big enough, lol and you think you've got problems. Its ok I got everything sorted, now i just need to get a real white board for the house to demonstrate what the hells going on with these teenagers!!!. Good news to report, took the 17yr old out for dinner tonight (dads away on bus) and all very possitive, just told her I hear what shes saying, but now i just have to work out if she is being a selfish little pettle, or if she has a genuine concern. Will keep you posted. Farrrk!!! but I love this family, well some of them, lol.

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Post by Paddy on Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:52 am

I need 'Time Out' or some toys are going to end up a very long way from me cot.

Ya prolly need to be an old fart like me to be looking forward to this, but in a few minutes, the computer is being turned off, and I'm going to watch a video - the first one of the year.

'Carry On ... Up The Khyber', with Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Roy Castle, Joan Sims & Charles Hawtry.

I have every hope and expectation that its going to be very corny, with lots of very unsublte and quite crude jokes and that it can take me mind off summat that is really pissing me off. Two summats, actually.

Toodle Pip Old Chaps (and Chapesses), I'm outta here for a while.
Might see ya's later when I've had a laugh or two. Or I might just go to bed!

Paddy -
(whose zen-like calm is being tested to close to breaking point, but who aint going forget, Nil Carborundum, etc. Dear oh dear oh dear. Breathe, Patrick, Breathe.)
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Post by Paddy on Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:42 am

Nite You Lot, sweet dreams.

My back is really sore and its all good - I hurt me back by laughing too much at a really silly old movie. I might just get some more, I where some are for sale, at a laughably low price (see the pun, mmm?).

Catchya's some other time.

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Post by smiley on Sat May 01, 2010 12:05 am

Hope you feeling better this morning Paddy, I could knit ya a lovely doyley(sp)pocket thing to put ya remote in and then you could hang it from your earlobe so you never lose it again..I would even make a matching one for the other ear for yourr keys..what do you think..am I on to a winner? alien
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Post by Martine on Sat May 01, 2010 7:20 am

smiley you could make three so he could hang the remote from his wotsit.

Then they both might work.

Sorry Paddy I do love you maybe the mirtazepine is beginning to work.

I loved Carry on Up the Khyber wasn't Joan Sims a scream. You need a good rub with some horse liniment is what you need and 3 large fingers of scotch to ease the pain a bit dear. or vice versa rub in the scotch and drink the liniment either way you will feel therapeutic.

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