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Post by Paddy on Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:18 am

'Looney on Scooter ĎRam Raids Kip McGrath Centreí.

Apparently, someone was crossing the main street in town on a mobility scooter (yep, on a crossing thingy) and when I (sorry, that person) got to the opposite side of the road, instead of turning the scooter either right or left onto the footpath, for some reason that person just kept on going and Ooops, might just have allegedly run into the shop front of a commercial building at a whole 6kph.

The Kip McGrath learning centre building, Broadway, Marton.

Luckily, there were bricks and concrete before there was flash plate glass windows, or I mighta really had a problem. Other than surviving a 6k impact, which actually hurts ya back and stuff more than one might imagine it would.

Sheesh, me poor ole back has had a hell of a hammering in the last 6 weeks, little wonder itís a wee bit sore from time to time, aye.

Iíve run into a Compulsory Stop sign pole with my scooter on a footpath before now, but I ainít ever run over any buildings until um, quite recently. Crikey, is Nothing Safe when Iím out scooting these days?

Ah well, at least by admitting my poor driving skills only here in the Mens Section of TBBD, not many folk will get to know about it - after all, we blokes number only a handful here. Razz

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Post by britelite on Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:26 am

affraid affraid
geez Pat maybe its time to get your eyes checked...it could be a case of needing new perscriptions!!

and yep...good thinking to drop this little tale into the mens section as none of the lovely ladies here would ever dream of putting their noses in here...(I have never claimed to be a lady hahahahahahahaha)
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Post by Guest on Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:28 am

hey Paddy,

I didn't think I was in the mens section - just checking the posts since last visit....it wasn't until I was reading your post that I realised I was in the men's section Embarassed

As always you have managed to tell a wonderful tale!

Funny that it started out as someone else and then POW it was you............

I hope you didn't do yourself to much damage!! Let alone the wall at Kip Mcgrath!


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Post by peterpam on Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:12 am

Me to mylife, truly I didn't know (sniggers). Oh Paddy you do have such an exciting life, lol. Hugs

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Post by greasemonkey on Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:58 am

Paddy2 wrote:'Looney on Scooter ĎRam Raids Kip McGrath Centreí.

Apparently, someone was crossing the main street in town on a mobility scooter (yep, on a crossing thingy) and when I (sorry, that person) got to the opposite side of the road, instead of turning the scooter either right or left onto the footpath, for some reason that person just kept on going and Ooops, might just have allegedly run into the shop front of a commercial building at a whole 6kph.

The Kip McGrath learning centre building, Broadway, Marton.

Luckily, there were bricks and concrete before there was flash plate glass windows, or I mighta really had a problem. Other than surviving a 6k impact, which actually hurts ya back and stuff more than one might imagine it would.

Sheesh, me poor ole back has had a hell of a hammering in the last 6 weeks, little wonder itís a wee bit sore from time to time, aye.

Iíve run into a Compulsory Stop sign pole with my scooter on a footpath before now, but I ainít ever run over any buildings until um, quite recently. Crikey, is Nothing Safe when Iím out scooting these days?

Ah well, at least by admitting my poor driving skills only here in the Mens Section of TBBD, not many folk will get to know about it - after all, we blokes number only a handful here. Razz

Paddy.


LOLolol,
Paddy,
Embarassed

was the sight of yourself too-much for you in the reflection of the plate glass window
and you dettached, left your Body!!!!
hehehe!


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Post by Guest on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:54 pm

Soooo Paddy,

Have you assulted any more buildings etc lately???

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