NOT for WoMen

I am so FOR humour.
I love it!

Do we have a Humour Department in the BBDMB?

just asking.

yes it's called 'humor'

Its called funny stuff if I remember correctly

but oh soo true!!!

hmm seems to be empty in here now...*slinks away*

Wellington

The manager of an upmarket restaurant was confused about paying an invoice,

so he decided to ask his stunning blonde waitress for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University. I need some help.

If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

Rotorua

A group of Rotorua friends went pig hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a

huge boar. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the

successful hunter replied.
'You left Henry laying out there and carried the pig?' they inquired.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter 'But I figured the locals are not going to steal Henry!'

Henderson

The Community Constable pulled up next a guy who was unloading garbage out of his ute into the ditch.

The Constable asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?

Don't you see that sign right over your head'.

'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.



Dunedin

A senior at Otago was overheard saying..... 'When the end of the world comes,

I hope to be in Invercargill..' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in

Invercargill because everything happens in Invercargill 20 years later than

in the rest of the civilized world.

Whangarei

The young man from Whangarei came running into the store and said to his

buddy, 'Bro, somebody just stole your ute from the parking lot!'
Bro replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his licence number.'



Otara
A police patrol pulled over a Subaru station wagon on the Southern Motorway.

The officer asked, 'Got any I. D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'



Mt Roskill
A man in Mt Roskill had a flat tyre, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded

to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A patrol officer studied the scene as he drove by

and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the

problem was.
The man replied, 'I ave a flet tyre.'
The officer asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you brek down dey tell you to put flares en the front

and flares en the back. Hey, it dun't make no sense to me iver.'

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?"

The girl leaned over and said, "Burrr ... gurrr ... king".

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor. Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

lol GM, excellant

errr, this is definately NOT-FOR-WOMEN!

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

do ya fink, wonders if I should go look anyway, lol.

tepui daze!