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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

14. Deleted lol - a bit rude.

It's Called ... THERAPY

lol... now we're all wondering lol.

Come on!! What's number 14?? Please please pretty please with cherries on the top. Then I can send it on to people.

Okay but if i get in trouble!!!!

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

It's Called ... THERAPY

Okay a wee tally game:

What 2 are your bend over snort and lol, hold on to something giggle!!!

1. #11
2. #12

Still make me lol......

Oh so funny thank you. Can I add a no. 15. When at a quizz night and you dont know the answer, kill yourself laughing, cos you get everyone laughing and even if you don't win (as I never do), everyone wants to know what youre thinking and be on youre team. Don't share, its therapy. Oh and I loved 14.

heheheh love it!!